Here is the biggest goddamn snow blower you’ve ever seen

Add this to your ever - growing inclination of things you never knew be but now desperately require : a BNSF orbitual nose candy blower . The video up top is of a model currently in operation clearing railway track in Aurora , NE , but you ’ll find them all over the country , churning through redoubtable heap of tightly carry snow like so many styrofoam packing peanuts .

Like jolly much all snowfall blowers , the various models of BNSF rotary work by virtuousness of an engine - power brand that pulls powder into the apparatus before jettisoning it far aside from the field being clear . The only conflict is that BNSF ’s blowers look like someone splice genes from the Death Star’sConcave Dish Superlaserwith aLangolierand mated the final result with a locomotive . Can you suppose of anything scarier than finding yourself on the business goal of one of these monsters ? I mean just look at these things :

Terrifying and awesome and terrifying . All at the same meter .