Sometimes , while research account , one uncovers a fact that allow one astounded , one ’s flabber well and truly gasted , one ’s gob utterly , utterly smacked .
And sometimes the new fact is so mind - bogglingly riddickerluss that you bury what it was you were writing about . It makes you desire to run , naked , into the street and cry , “ Why , Lord , WHY ? ”
And then , nudie and unashamed , you get down on your articulatio genus and you prostrate yourself in front of the traffic light on the main puff of your town , ignore the gather crowd and that dainty human race who is swing a Reese ’s Peanut Butter Cup in front of you while hiding a straightjacket behind his back , and you pray for a resolution to follow to you .
And when it ultimately does , it ’s simple . Two watchword . Goodbye Kitty . Actually , why pull up stakes it at two ? Here are some more . Sayonara . Feck Orf , Please . Just Go . Do n’t Say A Book * . Be Gone , lustful Strumpet . You feed Little Fishies , Now Sleep With The Fishes . Lock The Catflap On Your way of life Out , Would You , There ’s a Dear ? Watch Out For The … *Squish * … Runaway Hummer . Oops .
Anyway , where was I ? Reece ’s ? No , The idea - boggling fact . It ’s after the leap .
Since 1983 Hello Kitty has been the US Children ’s Ambassador for UNICEF .
See what I mean ? The fact whole surpasses the whatchamacallit . Which in this grammatical case is a Hello Kitty car courser for iPod with built - in FM receiver . Now please excuse me , I need to lie down in a darken elbow room and dream up manner to kill Kitty . Your service would be apprise .
- That ca n’t be too difficult , seeing as you are not in possession of a backtalk . You shoulda starved to decease by now .
Hello Kitty car iPod recharger[One ’s and Zero ’s ]
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