Swagtron , the ludicrously identify party thatpreviously move bythe equally ridiculous name Swagway , has some new gear for 2017 . One of the gadgets is call “ SwagSurf , ” and it ’s incisively what it sounds like : a chariot that will ( purportedly ) express you across trunk of weewee like a shitty millennial Jesus .
Swagtron is coiffe to show off the young products this week at CES , but it supplied Gizmodo with some details today . agree to the company , SwagSurf is a “ beautiful , full bodied electric surfboard that harness the superpower of the ocean in one motor . ”
“ Powerful . Beautiful . Sleek . That ’s the SwagSurf for you , ” the press packet proceed .
Tonight, we ride in hell (Image: Bryan Menegus / Gizmodo)
The futuristic surfboard features a sweet black and white flame - esque design and occur with a wireless removed control . It flesh out out at 7 and a half foot longsighted and two and a one-half foot wide , matter 55 pound , and can go about 15 miles per hr . It ’s unreadable how much the matter will cost , but the company ’s hoverboardsgenerally runin the $ 250 to $ 450 range .
We ’re not sure on the button how the Swagsurf work , but we made some shot :
galvanising surfboardsalready exist , of course , so Swagtron is n’t exactly breaking the mould here . ( supernumerary points for the flames , though . ) Besides the surfboard , the society is also insert a “ SwagRoller ” ( an galvanic unicycle ) , a “ SwagCycle ” ( an galvanising cycle ) , and an “ off - route ” hoverboard , among other things .
I hump 2017 already .
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