Today is a Great Day in America ’s history : President Obama has revealed himself as a Jedi Master , playing with a lightsaber while making sounds like * swisssssh * and * swoooosh * with his sass . The Star Wars Kid has been vindicate , at last .
The President arrive all en garderino with his lightsaber toy while presenting Chicago ’s bid for the 2016 Olympic Games . Too bad he could n’t use his Jedi mind powers with the anti - healthcare reform bigot . You know : “ This is not the healthcare reform you need to roll in the hay up . Now TFSU . ” Yes , the country could have been a much in effect situation if he in reality were the substantial Mace Windu . [ Huffington PostandGawker — Thanks Debby ]
http://gawker.com/5361101/the-empire-strikes-barack
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