Scouring the intarweb every second of every day as we do here at Gizmodo HQ , we see more stupid things on a daily basis than most of you will ever see in your lifetimes . Some of these things we have it away so much we have no alternative but to gush over them , likeUSB heating glovesand thedog fart countervail thong , and others are just so over the top we can let them advert themselves with the copy from their press outlet . Like , say , Millionaires24.com :
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