Today , the National Highway Traffic Safety Administrationannounceda new “ quiet gondola ” safety machine touchstone , which is plan to protect pedestrians — specially those who are vision - impaired — from intercrossed and galvanising automobile .

The authorization will need novel hybrid and electric vehicle under 10,000 pounds to come equipped with build - in “ audible stochasticity , ” which will sound when the motorcar is traveling under about 19 miles per hour . “ At mellow velocity , ” the NHTSA’spress release says , “ the sound alarum is not required because other factors , such as tyre and wind noise , ply fair to middling audible word of advice to walker . ” The government agency says the new rules will foreclose more or less 2,400 pedestrian wound annually once all is say and done . Manufacturers have until September 2019 to follow with the new rules .

grant to adetailed descriptionof the dominion , the new criterion halt from a authorization within the 2010 Pedestrian Safety Enhancement Act . The latter required the NHTSA “ to plant performance requirements for an zippy sound that is placeable as a motor vehicle in surgical procedure , ” which indicate that the sounds , whatever they form they might take , may be hokey .

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“ Engine - sound enhancement ” is n’t an alien conception — fancy railcar like the BMW M5 were note for theirfake railway locomotive noises , for example . Of course , those noises were designed for the number one wood , not a footer outside the railway car , and they were n’t necessarily go through with safety in mind .

Still , the mind that a gondola can come fit out with its own phony soundtrack is fun , and with that in judgment , we ’ve come in up with some stochasticity suggestions for railway car manufacturer in the outcome they ca n’t think of any themselves .

1. The Simpsons’ “electric car of the future”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcmZ1dof3Qw

2. Yoko Ono’s scream therapy

Dear Friends , I would like to apportion this message with you as my reply to@realDonaldTrumplove , yokopic.twitter.com/s1BqfUgfLr

— Yoko Ono ( @yokoono)November 11 , 2016

3.  “CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR”

4. Spookin’ in the wrong neighborhood

5. Howard Dean’s scream

6. Airhorn sound effects

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks5bzvT-D6I

7. “I WAS TOLD BY APPLE CARE”

8. “I don’t know her”

9. HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

[ CNET ]

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