Brando’s Sex-Themed USB Sets Show a Bit of Pink

This is Brando ’s USB natural endowment set for the dame . It comes with a mini emptiness cleaner * , a abstemious - up mirror * , a cooling fan ( decease the thinking that my party boss might see me looking a bit sweaty ) and a humour light pen holder . Of course , it ’s in pinkish . How heedful of Brando . There ’s also a men ’s adaptation …

You too have a mini vacuity cleaner — how ’s that for equality?—but instead of the rooter and thickset mirror , you get a cupful warmer ( double-dyed for that steaming mug of coffee berry your escritoire inexhaustibly institute you each sunrise ) , penitentiary bearer and an LED light source . Each set is $ 29.95 , and it ’s a f***ing wastefulness of cash that makes me wonder where the human race is going if someone , somewhere is excogitate crazy - assed bollocks like this money well spent , IMHO .