No one knows why the Smurfs snuff it big . Did Gargamel get ahold of them ? Did they scat out of Smurfberries and go madcrazy Did someone put Aggravated Assault Smurf in charge ? All we know is that Australia is the latest country to suffer a Smurf - perpetuated law-breaking .
An Australian man encountered four Smurfs upon exiting a Melbourne 7 - 11 on December 16 . One of the Smurfs involve for a cigarette ( presumably Marlboro Smurf ) ; the human being propose the Smurf one , but then the Smurf demanded he light it for him . When the man refuse , the Smurfs seem to have thump him senseless ( and possibly Smurfless ) . The man also claims he saw the Smurfs essay to jump-start and steal a nearby car . The footage above is of the Smurfs inside the 7 - 11 , shortly before the attack .
This is only , unfortunately , the most recent Smurf - related crime . In 2012 , a humans in a Smurf hatrobbed a Chattanooga , Tennessee bank . In 2010 , a man wearing Smurf gang colorsrobbed three banks in Southern California . Clearly , there is a ball-shaped Smurf crime cabal pass off , and we are powerless to Smurf it . Er , intercept it .
The only silver facing is that theterrifying purple Smurfshave yet to be seen . Because if they show up , we are all wholly Smurfed .
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[ ViaGawker ]
http://gawker.com/5974978/what-the-smurf-australian-police-seek-four-smurf-suspects-in-crime-spree
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