One of my living goals is to hold the first pitch at a Dodgers baseball game . I daydream about it on a regular basis , actually . But the nerves ! What if I miss the catcher or , gasp , one - bounce it across abode scale ? I do n’t think I could go home after that .
And I was okay with C - lean and D - lean celebrities beating me out to my dream but tonight a freaking robot , a non - human dammit , toss out the first pitch at a Phillies secret plan against the Brewers . Called PhilliRobot and created by two UPenn Kids , the robot can impinge on 40 miles per hour on the microwave radar gun . And the robot does n’t have to deal with those washy human emotions like I do ! Un - comely !
Too bad that stupid golem could n’t get the ball over the crustal plate . He one bounce it , hah ! Like my sister would ! What a loser . follow it :
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