We ’ve seen passel of proper nut case depiction ofKris Kringle previously , but chronicle is ripe with model of magical pensioners who trespass down strangers ’ flues . Here are 10 of the more egregious exemplar to cast on this Yuletide bonfire of weirdness .
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1 . ) Sint ( 2010 )
In this Dutch film , an unworldlySinterklaasreturns from the dead and starts running rearing over the Low Countries . Incidentally , in all my travels , I have yet to find a decent Krampus film . Maybe that’sbecause reality is way more horrifying .
2 . ) The Nursery Battalion
Ina December 1916 issueof Illustrated World , Santa hocked the season ’s late piece ( he wouldshill cigarettesin posterior decades , but he really should ’ve been endorsingreindeer urine ) . by the way , this recitation still continues today .
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3 . ) Rare Exports ( 2010 )
In the Finnish horror picture show ( which we were rather adoring of ) , Santa is a demonic , child - killing entity who has been imprisoned in a mountain in Russia … until a caboodle of Americans decide to blast him out . It ’s just as freaky asSilent Night , Deadly Nightbut less so thanSilent Night , Deadly Night 2 .
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4 . ) The Ratings Man from Mr. Show ( 1997 )
In this vignette from the HBO sketch series , comedians David Cross and Bob Odenkirk reveal that Santa Claus is also in charge of all telly ratings . Also , the only reason he ’s taken on the Christmas gig is because he ’s had a gun channelise at him for 500 year . Scared to immortality !
5 . ) Santa Claus versus The Ultimate Warrior ( 1996 )
yr ago , former WWF grappler and / ormonologuistthe Ultimate Warrior — who was simply going by “ Warrior ” at this compass point — publishedWarrior # 0 , a comic that include strange pin tumbler - ups of the Warriortorturing Santa Claus and steal his clothing . Kids , this is why you should never fume . Someday , it might be the Ultimate Warrior shimmying down your chimney .
6 . ) Rob Liefeld ’s Santa The Barbarian ( 1996 )
Never one to be outdo by The Ultimate Warrior , noted X - Force steerer Rob Liefeld publish his own musclebound take on a beefy St. Nick . And like any superhero worth his or her salt in the 1990s , Santa the Barbarian had his own Wizard cartridge holder visiting card .
7 . ) Santa Claus and Merlin battle Satan ( 1959 )
Inthe creepy Mexican flick Santa Claus , Santa and Merlin squad up to defeat Old Scratch , who wish to murder Santa and convert all the children of the satellite to the dark side . Is it of more or less critical deservingness than Hulk Hogan ’s Santa With Muscles?We’ll let you be the judge .
8 . ) “ Santa Claus Vs S.P.I.D.E.R. ” by Harlan Ellison ( 1968 )
In this short account , Santa Claus is a super undercover agent whose corpulence enshroud an entire case of full of weapons . you could read a portion of this Yuletide espionage talehere .
9 . ) Batman — “ desire : Santa Claus Dead or animated ” ( 1977 )
Inthis curt comedian talecrafted by Denny O’Neil , Frank Miller and Steve Mitchell , a criminal masquerading as a mall Santa realizes he like the spear , which causes his condemnable cohorts to turn on him .
10 . ) Santa ’s Slay ( 2005 )
What was it with the wrestler and Santa Claus?They all seemed to have deep - seated consequence with him . Anyway , Bill Goldbergplayed yet another satanic gift - giverwith sinew , thus bringing perfectly everything in this clause full circle .
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